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Kudos to this Telemarketer

02/25/2010

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I have no objection to sales calls. I make them myself. But I hate deception, pushiness, and failure to listen. 

Today I have the pleasure of reporting a good call that came my way.

The caller opened by asking if he’d reached me at a good time. I do that myself when making calls, and as a callee I can tell you I appreciated the courtesy. He was honest—didn't try to convince me he wasn't telemarketing. (It's an insult to my alleged intelligence when telemarketers lie, "I'm not selling anything. I'm just calling to inform you of…”) 

Moreover, in requesting a sponsorship for a university student program, he acknowledged that my company would be doing the program a favor, rather than trying to dress up the request as some unbeatable advertising opportunity ("Your logo will appear in our brochure in front of … um … up to ten … um … disinterested people"). 

I signed up.

Steve Cuno
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As the Client of an Advertising Agency, I Noticed 3 Things

02/24/2010

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1. I wrote better copy than the ad agency’s copywriters. That made it hard for me not to over-edit their work, much less pay them for it.
 
2. The ad agency didn’t know how to quantify results. It’s hard to trust someone’s alleged expertise when they can’t prove they have any.
 
3. The ad agency charged me whatever happened to be in my budget. It seemed to me that a project should cost what it costs, no matter how much or little I have to spend.
 
That’s why, in 1994, I opened the RESPONSE Agency. We’re obsessed with not just well-written, but compelling copy. We measure results, so you get recommendations based on data, not just “trust us.” And if we can do the work for less than you've budgeted, we let you keep the difference.


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An Accent at the Door

02/22/2010

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Like many Americans, I'm a sucker for an Australian accent. The sales guy who just showed up at my door had one. I stood entranced and listened to his entire pitch. I even asked a couple of questions, just so I could listen some more.

I didn't buy. I'm not that big of a sucker. But since being heard is the first step toward a sale, I bet he scores more sales around here than the average Yank. 

If the accent was faked (after all, how would I know?), I say no harm no foul. He deserves his success all the more.

Steve Cuno
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To Xfinity and Beyond

02/17/2010

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Comcast has done a good job of making their name a household word. Now they have announced plans to rebrand their internet, phone and cable TV services under the name Xfinity.

I'm not sure what Xfinity means. "Formerly infinite," perhaps?

Such so-called rebrands cost money. New signs, letterhead, business cards, vehicle IDs, etc., etc., are but the iceberg's tip. The real expense comes in retraining the masses to recognize you by, and trust you in association with, the new name. 

Which leads me wonder: what marketing problem does this so-called rebrand solve for Comcast?

I refer to this as a "so-called" rebrand because a new name and logo do not a brand make. Those are
marks. Brands are bigger and go deeper. (I deal with this extensively in my book.)

Steve Cuno
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Most Important Part of the Uniform

01/19/2010

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The boys in the scout troop nodded solemnly as the scoutmaster explained that the most important part of their uniform was none other than the scarf. It said so, right there, in the manual. You could use it to make a bandage, carry things, shade yourself, etc., etc.

But at lesson review time, the scoutmaster had the misfortune to ask my brother Pete, then 11, which part of the uniform was most important. Quickly jerking his mind back from elsewhere, Pete said, "The pants." 

"No," said the scoutmaster, "the scarf."

It was a snowy January night in upstate New York, Land of Unforgiving Winters. Pete said, "Let's go outside. I'll wear pants. You wear a scarf. Let's see who lasts longer."

I would call that an example of critical thinking trumping Argument from Authority. 

It pays never to let down your critical thinking guard. This is good advice for life in general, including marketing. Be especially suspicious when the accepted wisdom smacks of magic. (For instance, "If it's truly creative, it will sell.") Ask questions like, "How do we know that's true?" And beware answers like, "Because everybody knows." Everyone knew the earth was the center of the universe, too.

Steve Cuno
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How to Hire a Smart Marketing Director

10/30/2009

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Dear CEO:

Next time you interview a marketing candidate, I suggest adding these questions:
  • What marketing books have you read lately? 
  • What marketing periodicals do you take?
  • Which publications are your favorites? Why?
  • Which publications would you recommend to be shredded and buried under a spot where nothing for human consumption is to be planted for at least seven years? Why?
It’s true that book learning isn’t everything. But it’s not nothing, either. A voracious consumer of marketing writing indicates someone who wants to grow and excel at the craft.

As an agency guy, I am surprised at the number of marketing decision makers I am doomed to work with who don’t know a damned thing about marketing. How did they get where they are? Maybe they write well (“PR and marketing are the same thing, right?”). Maybe they graduated with a B.S. in psych and a parent on the Board of Directors. Maybe they “just seemed to have a lot of good sense.” Such “reasons” are not unusual.

Thus I often find myself presenting a fully thought-out, proven strategy, only to have the marketing director fixate on the color of, say, a border. Wouldn’t a midnight blue be nicer?

We all start out in our careers underqualified. Heaven knows I did. At 25, I faked my way into the job of Marketing Communications Manager for a tri-state bank! But the difference is,
I knew I was faking it. I was desperately afraid of being exposed.

So, rather than assume I knew it all because I had a PR degree and my card said “Marketing Director,” I devoured every marketing book I could find. I took
Advertising Age, Adweek, DM News and others. I called on seasoned pros and picked their brains. I ran tests. I went to seminars. I developed a thirst for knowing how to do effective marketing. I wanted to be worth what I was getting paid. (Happily, in the process, I found out that real competence is more fulfilling than feigned competence.)

I still have that thirst. I still read every sound marketing book I can find. I still go to seminars. I still pick brains.
I do these things even though I am the author of a marketing book myself, I write internationally published marketing articles, and I conduct my own marketing seminars.

So, back to your marketing candidate. Is this person someone who wants to continue growing—or who feels that, having attained a certain marketing
je ne sais quoi, simply knows it all?

Warm regards,
Steve Cuno
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Why I Like Being Wrong

10/27/2009

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The other day a friend asked if I, like her husband, need to be right all the time. I took no umbrage. I am perfectly capable, on occasion, of being a typical male. But in this case I was able to honestly answer, "No."

Direct marketing is all about finding out what works. Much of the time this puts us in the position of finding out that some idea we thought up, cherished and defended fell flat when given its real-world test. And that's OK. The thrill of learning trumps any disappointment.


Besides, every time I find out I'm wrong about something, it's an opportunity to get it right. Which is an opportunity for personal growth. That's something I hope never to be done with.

I thought of Michael Shermer, who said, "I am a skeptic not because I don't want to believe, but because I want to know." Amen. 


Incidentally, her husband took no umbrage, either. He readily admitted to needing to be right all the time. I had to compliment him at being so humble about his dogmatism.

Steve Cuno
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Scientific Advertising Test in the Works

10/23/2009

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One of my favorite clients is introducing a new product. He has strong opinions about the form it should take. So have I. But we both recognize that what his customers will buy is a question of fact, not opinion. So, together, we have devised a test to uncover the fact—before he goes too far in either direction. There will be no focus group or survey, because neither of these can reliably predict consumer behavior. Rather, this will be a valid, scientific test. Ah, for more clients like this one! Watch this blog. I hope to be be able to share the methodology and outcome soon.

Steve Cuno
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My Love Affair With Direct Response Marketing: How It All Began

10/12/2009

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I was thrilled the day I stumbled upon direct response. I was about two years into my advertising career, and I have to tell you, I was psyched. Here was a way to evaluate advertising by its contribution to the bottom line, instead of by soft measures like getting noticed, being remembered, and being creative.

The more I tracked advertising performance, the more I saw that what I learned in college about how to advertise was grounded more in tradition than in knowledge. So was the work most ad agencies did. Including the one our company used. (I was a client in those days.) 

But then, so was the work of our competitors’ agencies. This spelled opportunity! We could be the first in our market to get it right. We could grab more market share and increase profits before the competition knew what hit them. This was exciting! 

My employer and our agency didn’t share my enthusiasm.

They wanted the kind of advertising that everyone else had. (A desire, I have since observed, often espoused most strongly by the same people who want advertising that makes them “stand out.”) As for the evidence I presented? Dismissed.

(Now you know, in part, why I opened my own shop.)

I am no longer surprised when people prefer not to entertain the possibility that their advertising could be more effective. Denial is a wonderful tool. It is humanity’s time-honored mechanism for coping with cognitive dissonance. Heaven forbid we should change how we think, or how we do things.

But if results matter more to you than comfort zones, I urge you to dig into direct response marketing. The incredibly valuable information you will discover isn’t secret. It just might as well be.

Steve Cuno
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How a Skeptical Outlook Helps You Make Money

10/10/2009

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If skepticism means "naysaying," we're already in trouble, since that's not how I use the word. 

For clarity's sake, then, I'll use the term "evidence-based thinking." EBT for short.

EBT is a marketer's silver bullet. It lets you rise above emotion and speculation as you evaluate a marketing effort from a scientific standpoint. Rather than rate a campaign by how well-liked it is by you, your focus groups, the Board of Directors, and the Board of Director's spouses, you can rate it in terms of (1) if it's making or costing money; (2) how it compares against other strategies; (3) how it performs down to cost-per-sale; (4) how to make it perform even better; and (5) reliable, projected future performance.

(If it's news to you that you really can measure effectiveness to that level of detail, you're not alone. Most clients and agencies don't know how. How to do EBT is a subject for another blog, not to mention an entire chapter in my book. For today's blog, I want to focus on the benefits of EBT.)

Granted, with a scientific or evidence-based approach, you risk learning that the cute campaign everyone loves isn't making money. Worse, you may learn that the cheesy campaign you hate is going gangbusters.

There are two ways to handle that information. If you're stubborn or insecure, you can stop measuring results—stop gathering evidence—in order to stick with your pet campaign, free from inconvenient data. Sadly, I have seen more than one client do exactly that.

Or, you can bid a tearful farewell to the cute campaign and go with what your market has shown, with their wallets, to be the better one.

Learning to let the evidence lead you to the facts is a discipline of its own. It's not always easy to do, in marketing or, for that matter, in life. But if you're more interested in knowing than supposing, then skepticism or evidence-based thinking can be your greatest tool.

Steve Cuno
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