If you must have a slogan ...
Anyone with no better sense than to follow my blog knows I am not fond of slogans. But now and then a great one comes along. My grandson recently brought to my attention a commercial for the ScoopFree Poop Harvesting Machine that features this gem of a slogan:
“A high-tech robot machine so technologically advanced it collects your turds automatically around the clock so humans can sell it in bulk and store it on the moon.”
No doubt you have many questions. Watch the commercial. Two and one-half of the best minutes you will ever spend.